Sunday, December 13, 2009
What is 'Ketuanan Melayu'?
Monday, August 31, 2009
Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka!
Happy Merdeka Day. For this auspicious day, I present to you the poem that we recited during Malam Gemilang in Canberra. Videos will be uploaded soon.
A Letter From Tunku
(Haymini)
Once there was this dream I had,
It made me smile, I felt so glad,
I received a letter from someone familiar,
None other than Tunku, our first Prime Minister.
Tunku as as they say was a man of laughter,
He solves his problems, big or small, full of composure,
As I began to read his letter,
It came to my realization, the things that mattered.
(Siang Hang)
Dear Malaysian,
It has been 52 years since we lowered the ‘Union Jack’
It has been 52 years since we introduced ‘merah, putih, kuning dan biru’
It has been 52 years since the debut of ‘Negaraku’
It has been 52 years since I proclaimed “Merdeka”
Tell me, dear citizen of this privileged land,
Is everything going according to plan?
Is my Malaysia a country for all?
A land that provides shelter,
A land that offers a bright future.
Do we stand tall among others?
Giving a hand to those in need,
And defend the powerless from becoming a victim of greed.
Tell me more about Malaysia,
Share with me a thing or two,
About the people, about the culture
Are we still living in harmony?
Tell me about my successors,
Describe to me their legacies,
Do they show compassion?
Do they show respect?
And not forgetting humility.
Tell me something, most importantly,
A country so young with many years to come,
A destination so far with burdens to bear,
Will the path that we chose, lead us there?
Tunku.
(Haymini)
He penned his words so graciously,
A show of concern to his posterity,
I intended my reply to be short and sweet,
But in turned out as one full sheet.
(Iskandar)
Dear Tunku,
We have gone far, since the early days,
Mountains with the highest peak, we have conquered,
The earth with all its seven seas, we have crossed,
Oceans with all its depths, we have explored,
Stars that seem so far, we have reached.
At a time, we had the tallest structure,
But soon after, even taller ones emerged,
“Never mind” were the words of Dr. M.
“We still have the tallest twin towers”
All of those may seem superficial,
Missing some substance, lacking some essence.
Perhaps this is more significant,
We have established a common platform,
Where freedom of speech is upheld
Where great minds debate policies,
Where issues that are dear to our hearts are discussed,
Let me introduce you this special place called the mamak stall.
From “Should we teach math and science in English?”
To “Did Malaysia thrash Man U last night?”
Nothing is left untouched.
Besides that,
Here, Malaysia’s most unique cuisines are created,
Roti Planta, Mee Goreng Mamak, Nasi Lemak.
After 52 years,
We have finally found, the recipe to unity,
DOTA,
Nothing spells unity and integration
More than a weekly Dota session
Dear Tunku,
To the question
Whether I think that I’m in the right path,
My answer to you is
Yes, I do,
Because when I look around, I don’t see strangers
I see brothers, sisters, Malaysians,
Yours truly,
A proud Malaysian.
(Haymini)
Bangunlah rakyat Malaysia,
Sambutlah tangan saudara-saudaramu
Adanya mereka, kita tidak perlu gentar
Kerana bersama mereka, kita kan berjaya.
(Siang Hang)
Masa depan itu, mereka kata misteri,
Pahitkah? Maniskah? Hanya esok kita tahu,
Apa yang pasti perjalanan in harus kita teruskan,
Tapi bolehkah kita lakukan seorang diri?
(Iskandar)
Masa depan itu, mereka kata misteri,
Pahitkah? Maniskah? Hanya esok kita tahu,
Apa yang pasti perjalanan in harus kita teruskan,
Tapi bolehkah kita lakukan seorang diri?
Merdeka! (Iskandar)
Merdeka! (Siang Hang)
Merdeka! (Haymini)
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Monday, August 3, 2009
Race to Istana Negara

A piece of cake you say? Here’s the catch. To add more excitement, the police were stationed at strategic places as obstacles and roadblocks for the participants. Sources informed that the cops have equipped themselves with tear gas and water canon for this event. This, however, did not discourage the participation of more than 30000 people. Due to the overwhelming response, the organisers divided them into two teams, Pro-ISA and Anti-ISA. Each wearing white and red t-shirts respectively. Participants were to work in teams, and the team that reached the finish line the fastest wins.
There are three possible outcomes awaiting the participants. The first is reaching the finish line, which is Istana Negara (National Palace). Second is stumbling to a roadblock midway which will lead them straight to jail (kind of reminds you of monopoly isn’t it?). The third is you can opt to exit the race by diverting from the route.

As the final tally showed, only 1 person managed to reach the finish line (Pro-ISA), more than 400 were sent to jail (Anti-ISA) and the others decided to call it a day(mostly Anti-ISA). Even though the participant from Pro-ISA finished the race thus claiming victory for his team, participants from Anti-ISA claimed there is preferential treatment towards this individual and should be disqualified for it. Consequently, the Anti-ISA claimed that they are the real winners of the day. Below are their reactions.
The man who reached the finish line: I wore the pro-ISA T-shirt underneath a Visit Malaysia T-shirt, to avoid being noticed by the authorities.
Pro-ISA: We won since we reached the palace and given the memo to the palace.
Anti-ISA: Victory is ours. The world has known our struggle.
Barisan Nasional: This race is a waste of time and public funds. This is all PR's doing. The security of the country is under threat.
Pakatan Rakyat: What security threat? It is our democratic right to do so.
Agong: What Race????
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
A New Beginning
It has been months since I posted any entry to this blog. If there is such a record, I would have broken the record of the longest writer’s block. With a lot of things going on; revisions, exams, university applications, new semester, more friends to make and the all the social events, blogging apparently took a backseat. My tendency to procrastinate did not help either. Result, a blog that is filled with outdated posts.
To be able to write, one needs to be well informed. In a way, I guess the months long hiatus is just what I needed. It allowed me to take a step back and reorganise my thoughts, gain new insights from blogs written by friends and personalities, to give a chance for me to finish reading most of the books that I’ve started (but never got the chance of finishing) and most importantly it allowed me to live my life and learning through it.
I hope that any new anecdotes that I gain from the ‘break’ would add some colour to my future posts. With that said, I’ll try my best keep this blog as up to date as I can. That is my promise to you. To kick off this semester, let me sum up my winter break for you guys.
As much as I have hoped to watch as many movies that I can when I’m in Malaysia (coz its way cheaper there), I only went for two and they were both Transformers. This is way off target compared to my friend who managed to watch practically every movie in GSC. I feel like banging my head with my ECONS reading brick for failing to seize that chance and ending up paying $12 for a movie in Canberra, *sigh*
Other than that, ‘mamak’ing is definitely a must. Mamak + Friends= Time well spent. This relatively short winter break was mainly with catching up with friends especially those who are pursuing their studies overseas. Since most of them are inbound for UK or other European countries which timing of breaks do not coincide with Australia, I tried my best to spend time with each and every one of them.
Despite my best efforts, I couldn’t manage meet up with some of you guys. Sorry Quchai, perhaps next time. Sorry Meno, can't see you off at the airport, return ticket to KLIA is kind of expensive for me. Would’ve been nice if you had joined Haqqa, Hazwan, Baku, Ale and I for Karaoke the other night. Maybe we could’ve also ‘kikis’ you while we were at it. An honour for any overseas bound 0206J.
Good luck to all of you from SKRM, MCKK, HELP and ANU. May this new beginning gives us the adventure that we have been longing for.
Friday, January 23, 2009
Guest Blogger: Of Big Mac and Teh Tarik
By R Droto
"I'm lovin' it"
Where in the world is peace? Well, it lies in your hand, for Goodness' sake! Flat out your hand, no, your fingers until you clearly see your palm. Then, close your thumb, ring finger and your pinkie. And there you go, PEACE - grinning until you see your glistening teeth in front of the mirror, water or its equivalent. Indeed, peace is actually in your hand. You are the one who would call the shot!
Remember a clown with a curly reddish hair and one-foot long shoes with circular shape at the edge? He also wears red and white stripes t-shirt. You must have noticed this guy if you like to eat strawberry Sundae and Big Mac burger. If you don't, I bet you are always using the drive-thru.
It is confusing. It truly is. Undoubtedly, people are starting to detest the regime for their merciless massacre in a land which they unwaveringly claim theirs. Historically speaking, the land was occupied by Arabs (Muslims, Christians and whatnot) for thousands of years, after which there were lots of conflicts that culminated in wars.
I know, I know, people are now hoping to get lowest possible prices for teh tarik, hence, price war breaks out. It's a good thing though to have a war like this. That shows how perfectly competitive teh tarik stalls are. Yeah, how ironic!
Not surprisingly, there are also some who couldn't be bothered by the situation in Gaza. Why? Let's see whether or not their all-time favourite fast food is still the aforementioned. Some might go straight off saying that the global economy is experiencing its recession, much to the extent that the situation may be worse off in a few months time. Hence, boycotting their Big Macs wouldn’t do any good to the global economy.
Fingers crossed, no more 1930s Great Depression. It could, however be justified if the economy is bent on agonizing people of all walks. Try to switch from Conventional Financial System to Islamic Financial System. Chances are, no one would be cast aside. Everyone is entitled to equal rights regardless of their status and social classes. Justified? Give it a shot then.
Granted, young children are being slaughtered in Gaza City, granted, the US doesn't give it a damn, instead it continues supplying military aid to the violent regime, granted people are still having starbucks coffee, granted president-elect Obama keeps quiet, granted, teh tarik dah kurang manis - though good for health.
Seeing children with limbs being torn off is so emotionally poignant. If only I were UAE's prime minister, if only I were the Iranian president, if only I were Barack Obama - I would have done whatever I could to put a halt to the massacre - OR technically called the genocide.
The root-beer (or Coca-cola for that matter) of the problem is none other than the extremists. Well, extremists being extremists. Nothing matters other than their own ideology with which they vow to do whatever it takes to disseminate. Dealing with them is a hell of a chore. Negotiation? This will do any good so long as both sides of the aisle unanimously abide by the resolution. Yeah, Strawberry Sundae will, at the end of the day, melt (if not being eaten instantly).
An old friend of mine was fervently advocating the military means by Israel as a tool to wipe out the entire Hamas population. Like an old man finishing off his last drops of teh tarik, but in a more subtle way. Infamous weapons like those of chemical are deployed to subtly obliterate the population; like a child licking the remaining BBQ sauce on the burger cover. What he believes - which is also what I believe, is that, there are always two sides of the story. One is right while another is wrong - or else, both are wrong which is presumably due to their selfish and baseless ideologies.
One wonders, the UN calls for a ceasefire was not being entertained. So, what’s the use of having a UN? What’s the use of coffee if it's not for Starbucks, The Coffee Beans and the like? Well, if we look back retrospectively, never once did Israel give a damn to UN's demand, let alone OIC's, let alone Middle-east countries, let alone South-east Asia's OR even Malaysia, for that matter! As written by a renowned scholar, 14 millions Jews in the world can actually outlast peoples from the other side of the divide. They have, indeed, done wonders for the world whilst others are still crawling to find the meaning of life - or kowtowing to the demands of these so-called economic-super-powerful people.
Speaking about economy, in Malaysia for instance, Pak Lah's heir-apparent has been very wary in facing the impending calamity of financial turmoil – which will come ashore at any time. After assuming the Finance Ministry Office, he comes out with RM7b stimulus package, which can, in a way or another, avert Malaysia from plunging into depression in the near future. It’s like a rose-coloured vision of a young country, isn’t it? Hope it isn't going to be just another bailout-er. Hence, more Teh Tarik stalls can be built by the ranks offering obscenely low prices for the combo tarik-and-roti-canai-kosong (AKA value meal)!
Now, I'm REALLY lovin' it!
Glossary
The tarik : An all-time favourite beverage by most Malaysians during breakfast. Made from tea and milk.
R Droto tries very hard to be sarcastic, but to no avail. He is committed to getting pleasure in writing which has become his favourite pastime since 2007. Will be pursuing his first degree in Commerce in Melbourne next month, he hopes to find comfort in getting his messages crossed.
Saturday, January 17, 2009
The Humiliation of America
“Early Friday morning the secretary of state was considering bringing the
cease-fire resolution to a UNSC vote and we didn’t want her to vote for it,”
Olmert said. “I said ‘get President Bush on the phone.’ They tried and told me
he was in the middle of a lecture in Philadelphia. I said ‘I’m not interested, I
need to speak to him now.’ He got down from the podium, went out and took the
phone call.”
"Let me see if I understand this,” wrote a friend in response to news reports that Israeli Prime Minister Olmert ordered President Bush from the podium where he was giving a speech to receive Israel’s instructions about how the United States had to vote on the UN resolution. “On September 11th, President Bush is interrupted while reading a story to school children and told the World Trade Center had been hit--and he went on reading. Now, Olmert calls about a UN resolution when Bush is giving a speech and Bush leaves the stage to take the call. There exists no greater example of a master-servant relationship.”
Olmert gloated as he told Israelis how he had shamed US Secretary of State Condi Rice by preventing the American Secretary of State from supporting a resolution that she had helped to craft. Olmert proudly related how he had interrupted President Bush’s speech in order to give Bush his marching orders on the UN vote.
Israeli politicians have been bragging for decades about the control they exercise over the US government. In his final press conference, President Bush, deluded to the very end, said that the whole world respects America. In fact, when the world looks at America, what it sees is an Israeli colony.
Responding to mounting reports from the Red Cross and human rights organizations of Israel’s massive war crimes in Gaza, the United Nations Human Rights Council voted 33-1 on January 12 to condemn Israel for grave offenses against human rights.
On January 13, the London Times reported that Israelis have gathered on a hillside overlooking Gaza to enjoy the slaughter of Palestinians in what the Times calls “the ultimate spectator sport.”
It is American supplied F-16 fighter jets, helicopter gunships, missiles, and bombs that are destroying the civilian infrastructure of Gaza and murdering the Palestinians who have been packed into the tiny strip of land. What is happening to the Palestinians herded into the Gaza Ghetto is happening because of American money and weapons. It is just as much an attack by the United States as an attack by Israel. The US government is complicit in the war crimes.
Yet in his farewell press conference on January 12, Bush said that the world respects America for its compassion.
The compassion of bombing a UN school for girls?
The compassion of herding 100 Palestinians into one house and then shelling it?
The compassion of bombing hospitals and mosques?
The compassion of depriving 1.5 million Palestinians of food, medicine, and energy?
The compassion of violently overthrowing the democratically elected Hamas government?
The compassion of blowing up the infrastructure of one of the poorest and most deprived people on earth?
The compassion of abstaining from a Security Council vote condemning these actions?
And this is a repeat of what the Israelis and Americans did to Lebanon in 2006, what the Americans did to Iraqis for six years and are continuing to do to Afghans after seven years. And still hope to do to the Iranians and Syrians.
In 2002 I designated George W. Bush “the White House Moron.” If there ever was any doubt about this designation, Bush’s final press conference dispelled it.
Bush talked about connecting the dots, but Bush has failed to connect any dots for eight solid years. “Our” president was a puppet for a cabal led by Dick Cheney and a handful of Jewish neoconservatives, who took control of the Pentagon, the State Department, the National Security Council, the CIA, and “Homeland Security.” From these power positions, the neocon cabal used lies and deception to invade Afghanistan and Iraq, pointless wars that have cost Americans $3 trillion, while millions of Americans lose their jobs, their pensions, and their access to health care.
“These obviously very difficult economic times,” Bush said in his press conference, “started before my presidency.”
Bush has plenty of liberal company in failing to connect a $3 trillion dollar war with hard times. The Center on Budget and Policy Priorities blames Bush’s tax cut, not the wars, for “the fiscal deterioration.”
Bush told the White House Press Corps, a useless collection of non-journalists, that the two mistakes of his invasion of Iraq were: (1) Putting up the “mission accomplished” banner on the aircraft carrier, which, he said, “sent the wrong message,” and (2) the absence of the alleged weapons of mass destruction that he used to justify the invasion.
Although Bush now admits that there were not any such weapons in Iraq, Bush said that the invasion was still the right thing to do.
The deaths of 1.25 million Iraqis, the displacement of 4 million Iraqis, and the destruction of a country’s infrastructure and economy are merely the collateral damage associated with “bringing freedom and democracy” to the Middle East.
Unless George W. Bush is the best actor in human history, he truly believes what he told the White House Press Corps.What Bush did not explain is how America is respected when its people put a moron in charge for eight years.
Paul Craig Roberts was Assistant Secretary of the Treasury in the Reagan administration. He is coauthor of The Tyranny of Good Intentions.He can be reached at: PaulCraigRoberts@yahoo.com

